"John_Harbinson" (jensenkid97)
01/10/2016 at 22:38 • Filed to: Dieselgate | 5 | 16 |
Spotted at the local Autozone
TheJWT
> John_Harbinson
01/10/2016 at 22:44 | 3 |
At first I just saw the top of the image and thought “There’s no way that shit’s gonna magically find my car a new EGR valve...”
Then I scrolled down and realized why this is so funny
Birddog
> John_Harbinson
01/10/2016 at 22:45 | 3 |
They’ve been selling that junk since the 80s. Snake Oil makes big money.
CB
> Birddog
01/10/2016 at 22:50 | 0 |
When I worked autoparts, I told a lot of the people it was snake oil. Plenty bought it anyway.
Dogapult
> John_Harbinson
01/10/2016 at 23:30 | 1 |
I worked for CRC at one point. if you could prove you bought it and you said your engine didn’t pass emissions, you got double your money back.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> John_Harbinson
01/10/2016 at 23:35 | 0 |
I sell that stuff. I tell people, “we don’t guarantee it, they do”
Frank Grimes
> John_Harbinson
01/10/2016 at 23:41 | 0 |
I wish tv shows would actually test these things with serious methods.
Alfalfa
> John_Harbinson
01/11/2016 at 00:02 | 2 |
I had a few people recommend this shit when I first bought my Volvo and mostly had emmisions stuff to fix. Yes, pouring this magic fluid into my car will fix the physical leaks in my evap system.
Nauraushaun
> John_Harbinson
01/11/2016 at 01:21 | 0 |
Because having a logo that looks like metal means it must be true #marketing
Amoore100
> Alfalfa
01/11/2016 at 02:33 | 0 |
Ugh, Volvos and emissions are a PITA. Both my dad’s V70 and my V50 are throwing check engine codes which are probably oxygen sensor related or something similar. We haven’t gotten them fixed yet though because life is so busy. Probably a good thing to get done sooner than later although they will have to be cleared at least before smog testing.
His Stigness
> Dogapult
01/11/2016 at 02:34 | 1 |
Yeah but how many people actually go to all that trouble? Most people don't.
His Stigness
> John_Harbinson
01/11/2016 at 02:34 | 0 |
This kind of shit should be illegal.
Birddog
> CB
01/11/2016 at 09:50 | 0 |
The label sells.
“It’s Guaranteed! They can’t just say that”.
Ugh.
Dogapult
> His Stigness
01/12/2016 at 00:52 | 0 |
We always had people calling in. I can’t say one way or another about the product, but our money-back guarantee on it was solid.
His Stigness
> Dogapult
01/12/2016 at 01:25 | 0 |
Huh that’s really interesting. I’d expect people to be lazy.
This kind of crap should be illegal though if it allows a dirty car to squeak by an emissions test.
Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> John_Harbinson
01/15/2016 at 09:34 | 0 |
Does it fix exploded/melted Honda catalytic converter? Mine required welding and a sophisticated cheater device. (wife thinks it’s the REPLACE engine light).
davedave1111
> John_Harbinson
01/17/2016 at 13:47 | 0 |
Nice use of a VW on the label. I’m intrigued by ‘double your money back’, though. Sounds like an invitation to buy a car that’s sure to fail emissions, and a truckload of that stuff, and double your money.